OYSTER SHACK

Ginny: "Okay, I have one personality trait which is that I have a ginger boyfriend and we've been together since second grade. We do things like buy potting soil together."
Melanie: "I like Josh, and all, but that's pretty gay. Like how I am maybe the gay one."
Sasha: "I don't like Josh, because I don't like anything, because I'm awful."
Boo: "I don't get to have an opinion about anything. I'm Boo."
Sasha: "Bring us some free French fries because it is exhausting being so mean all the time and I have a very fast metabolism. Same reason."

Don't you think that in about five years Sasha will be one of those that's like, "I just don't get along with other women. Most of my friends are guys, I don't know." And then somebody, maybe Michelle, will take her aside and say, "When you say that, what other people hear you saying is, I am a monster."

Girls: "Bring us lots of free food on your first day on the job. We don't understand how anything works because we are children, but also because we live in Paradise California, where sometimes up is down and sometimes hats are money."
Girls: "You know how Rico is absolutely the worst? He has a shirtless son named Godot. So."

They talk about that for a while. They get all Fifty Shades about his shirtlessness and Ginny feels weird about Josh and Sasha lusts after Godot in a way that is somehow bitchy and the other one unconvincingly lusts after him in a boring way. Not Boo, though. She is impervious to abs. She probably thinks he should pull his board shorts up over them.

ACCOUNTANCY

A sassy accountant is bothered by Fanny and how she's ludicrous, but also they don't make any money, and also Hubbell Flowers only left Michelle some amount of money that in some episodes is a shit-ton probably but in this episode, not so much. Turns out that of the 75 dancers at the studio, only nine of them even pay. Fanny is perturbed that Michelle has found out about this most bohemian of her bohemian activities, and Michelle has the swollen brass balls to call bullshit on Fanny's way of doing things.

Michelle, the girl that lives in a bathtub and married her serial killer stalker and now squats with possums, just can't believe how ridiculous Fanny is. Which would be a fairly cool dynamic, or even idea of a show, if we weren't halfway through the season -- first of all -- and second of all, if she were not also a flighty nitwit.