Bunheads
Bunheads

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 337 USERS: B-
YOU GRADE IT
Keeping It "Real" In Paradise

Godot: "So that meeting that was mostly you lying to everybody in town, who already hates you, and then screaming at them about a subject you still don't seem to understand. That went well."
Michelle: "Why did you come? Why are you here, cleaning up my mess? Who are you?"
Godot: "I like your classy shirt that says Dance Your Ass Off. Its' a reference to something I guess. Anyway, you should just let things happen, you know?"
Michelle: "I am a control freak! A concept belied by all evidence."
Godot: "Let's go surfing some time. We will surrender to the waves."
Michelle: "I love that you are adorable and flirting with me. We will never be in love."
Godot: "Maybe we will, though. Because you're such an appealing person."

CHEERLEADING

Michelle takes a moment to snort bitchily at the cheerleaders before joining Sasha to bitch more about cheerleaders and make a Punky Brewster joke nobody gets.

Sasha: "I'm not apologizing to Fanny. I am busy dealing with shit. Plus it would be horrible to lay myself that low, even though I've only got the one thing going on."
Michelle: "My childhood was a Tennessee Williams play, but [joke]."
Sasha: "I'm tough on the outside, and falling apart in a very public way, but that still doesn't mean I want your advice. I don't like ballet, you see. I don't know how everybody on this show keeps missing that fact. I am acting out, and I hate ballet. Two different things."
Michelle: "Oh, I'm not talking about you! I'm talking about myself. If you quit ballet to be a cheerleader for the next two years, one day a choreographer will stop answering my calls and I will destroy a coffee shop for no reason."
(Michelle snaps a photo of Sasha in her cheerleading outfit and uploads it to that Internet everybody's talking about.)
Michelle: "You know how I'm awful? This is what will happen to you."
Sasha: "Talk more shit about cheerleading. I like it when you are mean like me. I think my dad is still sitting on the couch from five episodes ago, when I did that weird dance for no reason."

LA-LA-LA

Somebody has left a coffeemaker on stupid-ass Michelle's porch. She does a dance with it, once her stupid ass figures out its purpose. Whence? Was it from Godot? I certainly hope so. They've certainly been leading organically to this relationship all along, haven't they? And it will give Boo the initiative she needs to cockblock even more relationships for no reason. In any case, I hardly think it matters. The important thing is that she ruined diplomatic relations with the town even further, was rude to as many people as possible, and destroyed at least one man's livelihood and will to live. But since that last one was Sean Gunn, I guess it's okay.

Bunheads

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