Aubrey: "No fraternizing with the fans. Get up there and cheer for our victory!"
Sasha: "I would rather scream and yell about some kind of feminism thing. I think cheerleaders are to blame for male entitlement!"
Boo: "Hey Carl, too bad we're not going to do our Ginger Rogers dance."
Carl: "I don't care about dancing and I never did, except for how I used to be obsessed with dancing in my last and only other episode. Go away so I can watch basketball."
Boo, draggin' ass: "I am just so fucking tragic about everything."
The cheerleaders have been driven into a suicidal existential crisis because of Sasha's mean words, which cheers her up. But not in a cheerleady way. There's a long pan down the entire row of people whose lives have been rocked by her words -- and this was not that great a speech, regardless of the truth behind the point she was making -- and then at the end, Sasha making the most punchable cunty face she's ever made on this show that is mostly about her making some version of that face.
Michelle: "I am holding a big rally to save the grocery store from the D.O.O.S.E.s."
Godot: "I don't know who you are or why you are yelling at me."
Michelle: "Don't you listen to gossip? Or read the local paper? I am all anybody talks about. I ruin lives in each episode? Got into a fistfight at a play? Scared Digger into turning gay after my psychotic break during our lovemaking? Killed a man, married his mother? Talked Ginny into becoming a slut while totally overlooking Sasha's transformation into a killer? I like to put on a diaper and have Boo's mom give me baths?"
Godot, verbatim: "You ever seen a baby deer born?"
Michelle: "Cute and super weird. Nice. So anyway, help me save the grocery store."
Somehow she's able to answer the phone without giving him a thirty-minute speech about how her phone is back on vibrate, and lies to a 90-year-old man about how the rally is a party for his birthday or something. Godot is grossed out, but also intrigued. Michelle does not notice, yells at him some more about the flyers for her rally of lies, and then runs off to lie to some Jews.