The poor house plant in Sasha's apartment, hopefully that's water in the mug instead of coffee (this is what happens without adult supervision, growth-stunting coffee consumption) that she can't keep herself from tossing on the plant each morning. She apologizes to the plant. Roman is there when she opens the door. He asks who she was talking to and calls Martha Stewart weird when Sasha says she recommends talking to your plants. This will never work if he's going to talk smack about Martha. He wants to drive her to school. She's all Anthony Hopkins from Remains of the Day and doesn't know how to accept human kindness but eventually relents. Later, he suggests that they have lunch together, which is huge.
At lunch, the girls are establishing how they are going to lie to their parents in order to be able to sleep over at Sasha's and have lots of coffee. Sasha brings Roman to lunch, which bothers Ginny. It was a custom that they were a girls-only lunch. They don't really know what to say to him, but they are all sweet so I'm assuming it will work itself out.
Before the meeting before the meeting, Milly is talking to a guy who is trying to hack into Sal's desktop, which gives Michelle the opportunity to drop the name Rebekah Brooks. For someone who didn't finish high school, Michelle has a knack for retaining the contents of dead news cycles. Also, she's trying on pantsuits because Milly insists that nothing is more intimidating than a pantsuit. Sal calls Milly and she agrees to have snacks at the new meeting. Talia shows up and tells her that Rick proposed. She hasn't accepted and is conflicted. She tells Michelle that she will accept though.
The next day at lunch, the girls still don't have anything to say to Roman. He begs them to speak, except he won't let them talk about Rachel McAdams movies. Boo invites Carl to the table, since the rules have changed. Then, Dez shows up. That idiot. He just saw some other dudes sitting there and figured the Walls of Jericho had come down. Melanie is not excited about that. Ginny threatens to invite Frankie over to their table but no one believes she will do it. She goes to his table, where he is sitting alone and sits. He doesn't say anything to her, so she doesn't say anything either. I love Ginny so much. This show is about her now, isn't it? I love that.