Rick's parking his car. He comes in and Michelle is a little rude to him because she thinks he's so old. That's obnoxious. He tells her that he could set her up with a friend of his, but she's not interested. He goes into Talia's bedroom and Michelle tells her that Henderson is the Rob Schneider to Las Vegas's Daniel Day-Lewis. Ouch. Talia's talking to their old boss to see if Michelle can come back to their old show. Also, she doesn't eat on her dates with Rick because she wants him to find her attractive. Oh, Talia. She suggests to Michelle that she make herself scarce the next night. Apparently, she's going to have a romantic evening with Rick. Michelle gives her a casino chip for rent and Talia tells her that things are going to get better.
Melanie and Ginny are at The Oyster Bar together lamenting that they have had no ballet all summer. They're worried that they are going to have to take gym at school in the fall because they won't have notes from Madame Fanny to get out. Speak of the devil, she walks in and says hello to the girls. They are very... tight-lipped? It's like they are afraid to talk to her. She asks about Boo and Sasha, who has a couple of weeks left at the Joffrey.
Suddenly, Jeff brings a giant platter of fried apps. Everything looks like it's the same color. Fanny tells them to relax. She knows it's the summer and time to eat junk food. When she's leaving, the girls ask about Michelle. She says that Michelle left a forwarding address and she's fine. Boo storms in with something important to say. Melanie asks her about the package and Boo says, "Screw the package!" Ginny scolds her and she apologizes. She is afraid to mention what it is that is upsetting her when Jeff comes by and calls her superstar and asks for her autograph, facetiously.
Meanwhile, Talia is watching something on her computer mouth agape. Michelle walks in and Talia quickly turns off what it is that she's watching. Michelle asks her what's going on. She watches plenty of Law & Order and knows suspicious behavior when she sees it. Finally, she shows her. There's a video mash-up of Boo giving an interview about The Nutcracker macing called "It's Time To Dance." A million people have viewed it! FYI, I hope everyone is checking their atomizer before administering these days.