Californication
Californication

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Omar G: B- | 1296 USERS: C+
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Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder

Quick cut to Hank going to an apartment complex. He raps on a door. A young girl holding a beer bottle answers the door. The teacher from last week (Paulie G. from The Comeback!) is at a table, snorting coke. All sweaty and hyper, he goes, "Moody! You fucking came!" It's like Christmas! Hank asks where Mia went. Teach says that Mia might be in the bathroom dropping a deuce. Teach calls Hank "Mofro" for some reason. He offers Hank some coke. Mia comes out of the bathroom. She seems fine. Hank tries to take her outside. Teach tries to stop him, saying he thought Hank might want to get in on some of this action. What action? Foursome! Teach says he's snow-blind right now. Hank tells him to get out of the way. Hank pulls out a cigarette, dips it in some coke, lights the cigarette and tells Teach that he's about to put him through a fucking wall if he says one more word. Teach asks if Hank would read something he wrote. Hank pushes the lit cigarette into Teach's chest and pushes him against a wall. Guess not.

Hank is dropping Mia off at home. His Porsche looks dirty. Hank asks what she was thinking. He says she wasn't in trouble. Mia says she was bored. Hank says she cried wolf. She says she just wanted to see Hank and that he enjoys their banter. Hank says that what he was enjoying was time with his Exy and kid. Mia reminds him that Bill is marrying Exy. She says she wants to see Bill happy and that Karen makes him happy. "Captain Fantastic!" Hank exclaims. Mia says the real question is whether Putzy Bill makes Karen happy. Hank tells Mia to fuck off. Mia asks him for a guess. Hank says he doesn't know. She tries to kiss Hank on the cheek and thanks him for the ride. She gets out of the car, finally. Hank goes up to the door. Exy answers. She asks about Uncle Charlie. Hank ignores the question and asks about Becca. She's out celebrating with her bandmates. He says he'll call her first thing in the morning. Hank and Exy go on and on about how great Becca was and how they made her. It's cute. Smiles all around. Hank apologizes and says good night. Exy asks if he wants to come in for a drink. He runs inside.

Californication

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