Hank finds Meredith at the bar. She's drunk. She asks if he loves her. Hank says he's grown fond of her. Meredith doesn't think they'll get to the "I love you" phase. She knows a thing or two about loving a man who won't love her back. She glances at Married Guy. He's flirting with some young girl. Hank tells Meredith to stay put and hydrate. Hank goes right up to the young lady and whispers something in her ear. She gives Married Guy a dirty look then walks away. Hank reveals that what he said was that Married Guy needs a double dose of Viagra to get hard and wears a fanny pack on the weekend. That second part is a low blow! Married Guy says Hank thinks he's pretty clever. Hank says he doesn't mind being fucked with, but that it's not cool to string along a lady through her childbearing years. Married Guy asks if Hank is Don Fucking Quixote. Hank says he's Don Fucking Knotts. Hank says he's a fan of the lady. Married Guy says that's nice of Hank, considering that Meredith told him Hank is just a nobody, a loser. Married Guy wonders if Hank is the one who needs to be cut loose. Hank says Married Guy is lucky he promised to be on his best behavior. Just then, Carr's wife yells, "Fucking fucker!" and throws a drink. Hank dives quickly, and the drink lands in Married Guy's face. Hank walks off. Meredith grabs him drunkenly and says she's glad he came.
At the valet station, Hank says that was fun. Hank sees Exy after he puts Meredith in the passenger seat. Hank asks if she's proud of him. Exy says she approves. He asks about his behavior. Yeah, good, nice you didn't punch anyone. He says that this whole environmentalist thing must have given her a "clit-boner." That Hank is a classy gentleman of rare breeding. Asshole Bumper walks by with a date and tells Exy he'll see her next Tuesday. She says, "Fuck you!" and has to explain to Hank that the guy called her a cunt. Exy says she dealt with it, but Hank is already walking over to Asshole Bumper. Hank punches the guy and he lands on his car. Bouncy music. Hank kisses Exy on the cheek and goes back to his own car.
Nauseating time-lapse montage.
Exy's house. Exy is at Beccabot's bedside. Did they forget to plug her in for the night? Becca asks if her mother loves her. Exy says she does. "Do you love Dad?" Becca asks. Exy says yes. She explains that she doesn't love Hank in the butterflies-and-Johnny-Depp way. Becca asks if Hank is a bad person. Exy says no, even though he gets people in trouble. Exy says that Bill is a good person. She says he's kind and smart and thinks things through. But he is a bit of a putz. Exy kisses Beccabot goodnight.