Hank and Meredith at dinner. Hank, moody, asks if she's ever had a day where she felt like a tired, old whore with her uterus about to fall out. Why, yes! Meredith says the guy she was with the night before is married and she's been seeing him for five years. Hank asks what's in it for her. She says she loves the guy. He's rich and doesn't want his fortune split. Hank says that despite his treatment of Meredith on their blind date, he thinks she deserves a lot more. She suddenly cries. "My baby!" she says. She's crying about her dog, which is named Cat Stevens. Hilarity! The dog was a gift from Married Guy that she accidentally left at his house one time when the wife came home early. The lady kept the dog. Hank grabs Meredith's hand and says they're going to fix this. Charlie in his office. He receives an email. From the assistant, "DaniCA," who says she's sorry. She sent him a link to her profile on SuicideGirls.com. Er, wow. Charlie's jaw drops as he sees her almost-naked photos. He looks around and, seizing the moment as well as himself, undoes his pants to masturbate. He really goes at it. His phone rings as he finishes. "Hey, honey," he answers.

Hank and Meredith arrive at Married Guy's house. Hank wants to break in. Meredith offers him a key.

Hank sneaks. He steps on a squeak toy. "Cat?" he calls. He finds the dog. Hank crawls on the floor as Married Guy and the wife are doing it doggie-style (natch) as they watch TV. Hey, didn't I see a scene just like this in Sideways? Hank whispers to the dog. It won't come. "Yusuf Islam!" Hank calls, quietly. Hank carries out the dog. He steals a painting on his way out.

Charlie is coming into the office and runs into Dani. She's packing up her things, which apparently took eighteen hours. Charlie gets all nervous. He says he was overreacting and offers her the job back. She tells him that from now on, if she screws up, he should discipline her in whatever way he sees fit. Pay cut? Charlie is stunned. She tells him Hank called and still wants him as an agent. She bends over and Charlie stares at her ass.

Hank's place, morning. Cat Stevens is licking David Duchovny in the face. Best sentence I've gotten to write tonight. Meredith is getting ready for work again. They both agree that this is dating. Hank tells her to take the dog. It turns out that's not Cat Stevens. Hank grabbed the wrong dog. She suggests he keep the dog.