Leaving Team Graystone in a twitching mass of poll numbers and nosediving stocks, Amanda walks right the hell out there on stage. Everybody stares and loses their minds because of how amazing she is. Joe's confused because she's supposed to be dead, Jordan Duram is once again truly impressed with her total balls, Priyah's about to kill herself, Cyrus is about to call his broker faster than Martha Stewart on speed dial, Sarno's doing poodle flips of course, Daniel's smiling at her with the thinnest angriest lips. "Let's get her a chair, please... Um, people watching at home, uh, let's hit Record and we'll be right back after these messages. This is going to be very exciting, so stick around."
...And then, commercial break! Which rocks of them, because I was so afraid it was just going to cut away to somebody else instead of doing that.
Much applause, and the Graystones are a teepee and a wigwam right now, and Sarno's like, "Nice to see you, Doctor!" Amanda explains that she's as surprised as they are that she has appeared in her usual way, but that they're getting it wrong. Sarno: "I'm getting this wrong? Okay, I just flashed back to my first and third marriages there..." But the look of horror Amanda shoots him finally, finally cracks through and he apologizes for the first time for making a joke, like he literally goes, "I'm sorry, I don't know why I made a joke." He is phenomenal some more. Amanda explains that Zoë wasn't "crazy," she was angry. You can feel that same power in the crowd -- they're not sure what she's talking about yet, and not inclined to listen seriously, but the less she stutters and the more Sarno stares at her, the more power she gets.