Caprica

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The facts are as follows: Clarice Willow lived on Gemenon, as a child, at the same time that the STO was actively training recruits in order to protect the new Church. Last week was the Conclave meeting on Gemenon where that one monk got stabbed a hundred times while the Pope watched and breathed really loud, and this happened at the same time Clarice was off-world. Amanda confirms, because she's a nutcase and a bad friend, that Clarice was on Gemenon, but at a teaching conference. Which, Jordan tells her, did not exist. In fact, she took vacation time. And on the flex form she wrote, GOING TO CRAZY JESUS FREAK MEETING and then crossed it out and wrote OB-GYN.

"I believe that Clarice Willow pulled your daughter into that organization. She got her to trust her. She brainwashed her. And then she put her on that train with that bomb." Amanda attempts to get up, that doesn't go so well, so then she has to listen to him talking even though she doesn't want to hear his shit. Also because it's making a strange kind of sense, being that it makes total sense, and would in fact be self-evident to a bright five-year-old.

Finally he helps her up and before she can hobble away Jordan's like, "You are in a unique position, because you live with her in a weird cabin even though you live in a palace and she lives in a house with about a hundred people, so that means you have intimate access to an STO leader." He asks her to be a CI and she's like, "That means SPY! You want me to spy on my friend!" Nobody points out the end of that sentence, which is "...my friend! Who is on a killing spree that will probably last all day! I do not want to get on her bad side!"

Jordan explains their entire conversation to her one more time, and then points out that she's free to go tell Clarice about this little meeting: She won't, because if it's true then Clarice will murder her and go then smoke some hash. But if it isn't true, he says, Clarice can call Elmer Fudd, call the President, they can take away his badge, the whole thing! That's how sure he is! That Clarice is STO!

Amanda then has an irritating flashback the likes of which probably I have never seen in my entire life. It's like this: "You are in a unique position, because you live with her in a weird cabin even though you live in a palace and she lives in a house with about a hundred people, so that means you have intimate access to an STO leader." He asks her to be a CI and she's like, "That means SPY! You want me to spy on my friend!" Nobody points out the end of that sentence, which is "...my friend! Who is on a killing spree that will probably last all day! I do not want to get on her bad side!" Jordan explains their entire conversation to her one more time, and then points out that she's free to go tell Clarice about this little meeting: She won't, because if it's true then Clarice will murder her and go then smoke some hash. But if it isn't true, he says, Clarice can call Elmer Fudd, call the President, they can take away his badge, the whole thing! That's how sure he is! That Clarice is STO!

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