Caprica

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 961 USERS: B
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Cyrus delivers Zoë's old robot body to Daniel's lab and they talk about how crazy Amanda is today. The answer is, relatively. Daniel's like, "She's fine. She'll be fine. She'll be physically fine. One of these days." He blames all of her hating him and escaping to the murder cabin on how she's grieving and blames herself for Zoë dying and stuff. Which isn't untrue, but sort of leaves out the giant Ha'la'tha in the room which is the actual reason she offed herself. Well, that and her stupid brother. Anyway, Cyrus and Daniel are back in love and all is right with the world. Daniel stares down at the robot and thinks about Zoë and it goes on for just long enough that the threat of Matrix shenanigans looms, but no: False alarm.

2:15 PM. This guy, I don't remember if it's the GDD boss of Jordan Duram from before or some other GDD boss, but whoever he is, he talks like Porky Pig. Or the dude that was always hunting wabbits. [Elmer Fudd. -- Angel] The wascals in this case being Clarice Willow's lawyers, who need Jordan to stop hawassing this nun everywhere she goes in public. Jordan's like, "I know, right? But she's connected to all these terrorists and terrorist attacks and dead kids, like all of them, every single time." Bossman (Mysterious Person #4) goes, "Yeah, clearly the school is wife with STO and she's protecting them, but that doesn't mean she's 'involved' involved." Either this guy is crooked or just got Peter Principled into this job, because: What?

"Sir? That is pretty much the definition of involved!" Elmer says that no, she is maybe just misguided. Like, maybe she just thinks it's one of those harmless terrorist doomsday cults that use children for their suicide bombers. You know, like the Jonas Brothers. Jordan is like, "That nun is dirty! She is living one more secret lives!" We learn that Jordan's partner -- What is her name? Youngblood? Gen-13? Care-A-Lot? Gee, Your Hair Smells Suspicious? Something like that -- also thinks he is getting crazy and going after Clarice for no good reason.

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