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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 418 USERS: B-
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Love Is The Last Light Spoken

Sam and Ruth tease Evelyn about her noodle-making abilities and it's pretty cute but also that sort of weakly improvised scene where you feel like the script just said "Sam gives Evelyn a ribbing about her noodles" and they did their best. Willie comes in wearing an Avenging Angels t-shirt, I guess because he's an idiot, and Sam wigs out about it because that's exactly what Daniel was talking about, and he gets right up in Willie's face about taking it the frak off and also don't talk to Joe about the Avenging Angels and Willie's feelings get pretty hurt, is the long and short of it.

"You can't destroy all the shirts," the ladies point out. "Sarno makes jokes about them. Sooner or later, Joseph is going to notice." So then what does Evelyn want, they just give up on Joe? Maybe rig some more murder-suicides to freak his brain out more? Evelyn's like, "No, it's real simple. You go with Daniel and Amanda to find the girls, and then you kill Tamara. Done." Or if he can't do that, which he can't, "Weigh it down with virtual weights, put it into a virtual lake. Joseph needs to be rid of the dead things in his life. He needs to move on." Especially with Fiddy showing up it's natural that his brain goes here, today, but it's still a frakking horrible thing to say: "Yeah, move onto you." Mee-yow, Samuel. To be fair, and characteristically, he immediately apologizes like a million times, but still. Stings. And only after Ruth comes after him with a meat cleaver for acting like a bitch.

Fidelia's lookin' for a little Adeste, if you know what I'm saying, so she and Joe make out for a little while before he remembers he's dating his secretary and tells her to chilllllll. There's a very cat-and-mouse thing where she slowly reveals over the course of about a million years that about two in every two dozen robots is getting skimmed, and not for the STO. He lies that it's a performance thing, they get scrapped, but she already checked on that and the reclamation company isn't getting those either, and the whole time she's like, "See, you know how I have to make the math work out, I'm crazy like that," and in a normal context it would be annoying and passive-aggressive but in this case she's doing it right, considering she's saying, "My father will kill you so please hide whatever you're doing." She kisses him goodbye and assures him she'll keep looking but she better not fucking find anything, thanks.

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