Things take a dramatic turn towards the direction of "Ewwww!" when Pa offers up what he considers to be the perfect solution to Jonesy's problem: Ma Cooch. An understandably freaked-out Jonesy refuses to even consider the idea, but Pa insists that Ma is a pro, and further asserts that Jonesy would actually be doing him a favor. "She's a high-stepper, that Rita Sue," claims Pa. "She's wearing me out. She needs a LOT of loving." Jonesy's heart isn't exactly bleeding for the guy, but Pa isn't finished. "I ain't kidding around," he shouts. "I'm chapped halfway up to my belly button! I need a relief pitcher here." Ahh. So maybe that's why they call him Stumpy. Pa pretty much orders Jonesy to fuck his wife, and seems mortally offended when Jonesy continues to refuse. He tells Jonesy to come by after the show that night, and that it'll be totally fine whether he shows up or not. He makes it quite clear, however, that it actually won't be fine at all if Jonesy doesn't show. How come stuff like this never happens to me?