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            <title>Carnivale - This Way To The Egress</title>
            <description>New Canaan, CA: Who lives? Who dies? Who can tell?</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 01 Apr 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Reunited! And It Feels So...Bleh.</title>
            <description>Outside New Canaan: Jonesy returns to Libby, Ben meets up with Sofie, and Justin finds what&apos;s left of Eleanor. Ew.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - It&apos;s Like Something By Sondheim</title>
            <description>Cheyenne, WY: Several characters break into song, and there&apos;s also bribery, conspiracy, rape, attempted rape, grand theft auto, and murder.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Birds Of A Feather</title>
            <description>Lincoln Highway: Justin impresses his flock, and Ben succeeds in killing a bunch of birds.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Self-Promotion</title>
            <description>Outskirts, Damascus, NE: In just one episode, Ben goes from being confused by everyone to being the source of confusion.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Getting Dirty</title>
            <description>Damascus, NE: Ben finally meets Scudder, while the secondary characters begin to pair up in new ways. And new places. Like the back seat of a Volkswagen, yes.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 25 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Some Stuff Happens!</title>
            <description>The Road To Damascus: Sofie and Ben have sex. Dolan unintentionally confesses to burning down Chin&apos;s. It rains. Only with this show would a change in the weather make the blurb.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Because We Mustn&apos;t Blame The Writers, Right?</title>
            <description>Creed, OK: Nothing continues to happen, but at least now we know that it&apos;s all Sofie&apos;s fault for refusing to read the cards sooner.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - <![CDATA[A Carniv&agrave;le Thanksgiving]]></title>
            <description>Old Cherry Blossom Road: Ben gets to know his grandmother, and learns that Scudder might be the nice one in the family. Oh, and he also might be dead.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 04 Feb 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Snake Harming</title>
            <description>Ingram, TX: Ruthie&apos;s snakes are burned, charmed, and beaten to a bloody pulp, but Brother Justin&apos;s is treated much more kindly.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - One Step Forward, Two Steps Back</title>
            <description>Alamogordo, NM: Remember last week&apos;s developments? Well, Sofie reappears, and Management decides he will talk to Ben after all. So never mind about that. Meanwhile, Varlyn rehases the first season.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 15 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Second Coming</title>
            <description>Los Moscos: The second season starts with a demonstration of the many uses of corpses. Resuscitate them! Cremate them! Throw them in gullies! Give them as gifts! Eat your heart out, Martha Stewart.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 08 Jan 2005 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - A Roustie, A Comatose Pyrokinetic, And A Woman Scorned Walk Into A Trailer....</title>
            <description>The Day That Was The Day: The coma patient whispers, &quot;Sofie,&quot; the roustie offers to jiggle for the ladies, and the woman scorned shouts, &quot;Fire? But I just kissed her!&quot; Ba dum dum. Elsewhere, Ben kills Lodz to save Ruthie, and Justin finally comes to terms with his powers. But it ain&apos;t over &apos;til the bearded lady sings, so y&apos;all be sure to come back for Season Two, okay?</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Sister? But I just kissed her!</title>
            <description>The Day Of The Dead: Razorblades, lesbians, Mexicans, snakes,  worms, haircuts, semi-naked children, adultery, wet t-shirt contests,  incest, inappropriate confessions, huckey duck, hammer suck, fiddler&apos;s  bitch, Ruthie is dead, the end.</description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 30 Nov 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Lust in the Dust Redux</title>
            <description>Hot And Bothered: Ben takes a bath, Sofie has morning  sickness, Justin returns to his sister, and everyone has sex. I&apos;m pretty  sure some other stuff also happened, but come on! Ben! Took a bath! What  else do you need to know?</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - And boy, are my arms tired</title>
            <description>Insomnia: Actually, all of Ben is tired this week, as  he struggles to stay awake so that he can avoid dreaming of Scudder. The  rest of the carnies spend their day putting on a &quot;Fireball Show,&quot; which  features Turtle Boy, a Man Eating Chicken, Adrienne Barbeau dancing with a  snake, and Lodz doing his mentalist act. Finally. Oh, and Brother Justin  gets released from the asylum, presumably because he was the only one in  there who wouldn&apos;t take off his pants.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Take my wife. Please.</title>
            <description>Lonnigan, Texas: Pa Pimp decides to pimp out his wife to  Jonesy, and the scar-job scene that follows is one of the more touchingly  acted (and also truly revolting) moments in recent memory. Elsewhere, Ben  goes on a quest to locate Lobster Boy, but finds only a Freemason instead.  And Brother Justin gets committed to a mental institution, where he  psychically spell-checks his psychiatrist and listens to stories about  himself on the radio. If paranoid delusions, physical deformities, or  knee-licking hookers turn you on, then this is definitely the episode for  you.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 07 Nov 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - He ain&apos;t heavy, he&apos;s my brother!</title>
            <description>The River: Ben defies the laws of physics by hurling  Gabriel across the midway. And then he heals him. Brother Justin defies the  laws of physics by jumping off a bridge, having a lengthy vision about his  childhood, and then magically returning to his pre-jump perch with no harm  done. Elsewhere, Pa Pimp fails to overcome inertia, Libby&apos;s new hair  reflects the entire visible spectrum of light, and Avogadro&apos;s Roustie sets  out for greener pastures.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2003 22:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - <![CDATA[They put the "&agrave;" in "Funer&agrave;le"]]></title>
            <description>Pick A Number: <![CDATA[Gabriel wears his cape and tights. Samson  brings an autographed trading card of himself. The Twins yodel. Gayko  actually spits on the grave. Sofie does herself a little husband-hunting.  Lila cries like a hairy little girl. Management turns out to be tactless in  addition to stupid. Jonesy doesn't plant even one single vegetable. And the  skeletal remains of Adrienne Barbeau deliver a touchingly heartfelt, yet no  less thematically ironic, eulogy. Note to self: Be sure to specify <a  href="/show.cgi?show=68">Fisher & Diaz</a> in my will.]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2003 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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            <title>Carnivale - Stripper? I Hardly Even Know Her!</title>
            <description>Babylon: With Brother Justin on sabbatical for the  week, the carnie crew finally rolls into the much foreshadowed town of  Babylon. After a brief hootenanny, Ben finds himself at the bottom of a  mineshaft, and Meatloaf&apos;s Daughter finds herself peeling off her bottoms  before ending up hanging from a tree with the word &quot;Harlot&quot; carved into her  forehead. Ouch. Elsewhere, Jonesy is drunk, Sofie may be pregnant, and  Management isn&apos;t talking.</description>
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            <pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2003 23:00:00 -0500</pubDate>
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