Donna LeDonna has also decided to cut her losses, and goes outside to toss her empty bottle of booze into the bushes. She catches Maggie getting out of the cop car, obviously having just had sex inside it, parked right in front of the school. Maggie tells Officer SexBang it will never happen again, then denies him a kiss. Donna confronts Maggie about it drunkenly in the hallway, and blackmails Maggie to keep Carrie away from Sebastian.

In George's limo, George is groping Carrie and pressuring her into sex. Carrie says no, and George accuses her of "dangling it in front of a guy then not giving it up." Carrie tells him she's a virgin, and George says even though most guys hate that, he's totally cool with it. He sucks. George being a complete douche sobers Carrie up really quickly, and she almost allows George to redeem himself until he offers to let her give him a blowjob to get rid of that stiffy. Carrie breaks up with him and exits the limo, but not before George can tell her how good she's got it. This is a great reason to leave that dumb law firm internship.

Back in the hallway, lacing up their sneakers, Maggie tells Carrie that maybe losing her virginity isn't such a big deal and she should probably get back together with George. This is the ultimate coward's move, but Maggie doesn't have much of a personality so I can't say I'm surprised. Elsewhere, Mouse and Seth realize both of their grades have been suffering because of sex. They agree not to hold each other back, and Mouse breaks up with Seth for it. A+ in Girl Power.

Maggie ends up telling Carrie about Officer UndertheShirtOvertheBoobs, and Carrie suggests she talk to Walt. Then Carrie realizes that she has created too much drama in this episode. Maggie encourages Carrie to go for what she really wants: that internship at Interview. Maybe Carrie should also tell Larissa that she's a high school student, while she's at it. No word on that yet, but Carrie decides to take the internship at Interview, where it turns out multiple people work, and is not a drug front.

Oh, in case you were wondering, Tom came back from intermission with Jordan Almonds for Dorrit and everything was OK again.