Cashmere Mafia

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Jeff Long: B- | 483 USERS: C+
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Dangerous Liaisons

The next day, Todd enters Mia's office as she's typing and says that it looks like she's "fake working" since nobody types that fast. Everyone but the Mafia! They also shape-shift. Word. Todd says that women deserve better and he will pull the cover, but Mia says they are definitely running the cover. She adds that there can be no Modern Man without a modern woman. And she's got a letter from the publisher that's going to run. She says the only way for her and Jack to communicate is through one and a half million readers. Todd sort of glowers and leaves.

Zoë asks Clayton what he was thinking, demoting Katherine? He says that having her on the team would be awkward. Zoë says that Katherine is thinking of suing, and he asks her what he should do. Jesus, this guy is a moron. She says that he has to find her an equal or better job some place else.

Later, Lily notices that Caitlin's zit is gone. Caitlin says she used honesty for her skin, and Lily thinks she's talking about some obscure brand of concealer. She says they should acquire this Honesty.

Juliet and Cilla meet in the Park. Juliet offers her coffee and says she will take the first sip if it makes Cilla more comfortable. Cilla jumps right in and says that Davis never used Juliet or their marriage as an excuse for their affair. Juliet brings up the blog and says she doesn't want Cilla messing with her friends, or her daughter. She calls a truce. She says that her friend on the board of The Arborgast (Caitlin) will favorably reconsider her bid on the penthouse there. In exchange, Cilla must "cease and desist with ugliness." Cilla likes the terms. Then Juliet asks her if Davis ever took her to Cap Juluca. Easy enough question, right? Well, Cilla tells Juliet to get off her high horse. She says she did Juliet a favor because every good marriage deserves a little fling. Really? This I have not heard. Juliet says she couldn't agree with her more, and jets.

Cashmere Mafia

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