Juliet goes to Bobby's hotel room and starts making out with him. They get as far as the bed and Juliet's bra when Juliet starts laughing hysterically. Poor Bobby; he has really been put through it, hasn't he? She says she thought she could be like Davis and forget about her vows and their history, but she can't. Bobby wonders if a drink might help. No, she's crystal clear now. Okay, I know this is an ugly word, but I think we can all agree: cocktease.

Zoë sees Katherine packing up her desk. With no small amount of satisfaction, she tells Katherine that she's a bright girl and will land on her feet. Katherine finishes packing and says she agrees -- since she just got promoted to associate. Damn. Zoë's jaw is on the ground. Clayton can't even look her in the eye.

Later, at Juliet's hotel over drinks, Juliet tells the girls that she didn't go through with the affair with Bobby. How many times do we have to watch them retell something we just saw? Stop it. Caitlin points out that she lusted after Bobby and went to second base with him, which can get you hell time if you're Catholic. So, she's proud of Juliet. Juliet says that not having the affair with Bobby has made this whole ordeal less stressful. That's understandable. You would have to let go of your anger a little in order to let go of your plans for revenge. Zoë points out that Juliet got the revenge without the "yuck." Mia toasts to "No Yuck." Mia says that she didn't kill the cover of Modern Man because ad sales went through the roof for the issue (hmm, and it was Jack's work. Maybe Clive made the wrong choice?). She shows the girls her letter.

We see Mia alternately packing Jack's things and crying, as the letter is being read. It's so antiquated. It's all about not being threatened by working women. After the letter is read, she calls her mom and tells her that she has "disappointing news."

Zoë takes her top off in front of Eric, like it's real serious. It's her man trap look. They start making out.

Juliet undresses in front of Davis and asks him to get her a glass of wine. He stares at her, and she asks him if he likes what he sees. He does. She's really pretty and her underwear is awesome. She kisses him, and as he's going to get her wine, she tells him that they're even and walks into the bathroom. He stands there looking very worried. He's going to just start randomly fighting with his friends now, because it could be any one of them. Can you imagine?