Mia sits back down with the girls and says that she is definitely not going to Caleb's party. Zoë says that she is, and Caitlin says that she's calling Jason. Then, Caitlin says that Mia is "so much prettier than her." I guess that 's what you do for friends in need, but it just feels like that's the only thing that matters to this crew. Caitlin asks if Mia wants to go to the party alone with "that talking head of a slut throwing you shade." She's calling Jason, who the girls are really sure liked her. "How could he not?" asks Juliet. Er...don't ask that again.
Juliet is dressing when Emily asks her if she has to be in the Portmanteau photos, which appear to be happening. Juliet says that it's up to her. Emily says that Davis offered to buy her a horse if she participated. That's so effed. Emily's friend has tickets to see Justin Timberlake's concert in Boston and she would rather do that. Juliet says that even Davis can't compete with JT, so she should go. Davis couldn't compete with Michael Bolton.
The shower is running and Juliet walks into the bathroom to ask Davis if he really told Emily he would buy her a horse. Davis is clad in a towel and talking on the phone. I take back that Michael Bolton bit. Dude's stacked. He'd have a problem competing with, say, Bryan Adams. No, still doesn't work. Davis has a hot bod. Davis is speaking in hushed tones into his phone, and then hangs up and tells Juliet that it was that troublesome client he had visited in Southampton. Juliet seems a little curious and asks him how long the water had been running. She does seem like the conservationist type. He changes the subject and asks her if she wants to shower with him, but she can't. So much for her activism -- that would have saved a lot of water. After Davis gets in the shower, she takes a look at his Blackberry and writes down the number of the last call he made. Quite stealthy of Davis just to leave the freaking device on the sink.
Later, Juliet and Mia are having lunch together in Mia's office. How can these women be so connected when they only hang out with each other? Juliet explains that the number checks out as a Hamptons number, but she is still suspicious. Mia is like, "Duh." Juliet says that she can't rebuild her marriage if she's going to be suspicious all the time. Mia tells her to call the number, but she already has, several times. No one answers, and she gets an automated voicemail. Suddenly, Juliet gets a text and apparently it's from Roman to a bunch of people at her company. Juliet is typing into her phone while Mia tells her that it's not crazy that she would be suspicious. Suddenly, Juliet freaks out because she wrote, "Ignore Gerard, he's a pompous little bastard," to her entire company. And Gerard. Ah, the old "reply-all" nightmare. These writers are really on top of their game. Next, we're going to see a party where Mia had to leave with a sweater tied around her waist. Juliet has to leave and perform "major damage control." Before she leaves, she tells Mia to call the brain surgeon.
Mia braces herself and makes the call. When Jason answers, she speaks at lightning speed and tells him that she had a nice time and would like for him to come to brunch at Caleb Stackpole's (!) place.