Century City

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Six Billion Dollar Eye

Khanita follows Darwin the Dear Dick around and talks about their case and the marriage agreement. Darwin the Dear Dick tells her she's going to be on her own because he has to interview assistants: "I have to tell from a résumé who's hot." Khanita throws attitude about that, and Darwin the Dear Dick responds, "We interviewed you, didn't we?" Khanita rolls over on that one. Darwin the Dear Dick asks if she wants anything else; she does. She wants to probe into his past life as a nice guy: "What happened to you?" "Well, I'm the same guy deep inside. If only there was someone I could let myself be vulnerable to," Darwin the Dear Dick recites robotically. Heh. "Thanks for sharing," Khanita snits. Darwin the Dear Dick pauses and says, "I got tired."

The Bionic Boy bats baseballs. It's night. Horatio approaches and wonders if the Bionic Boy doesn't get enough of "this" at training camp. The Bionic Boy explains that he's not allowed into training camp because the Commission called the Coyotes and told them that his presence was in violation of League rules. Horatio apologizes. "But I hear we won in court today," the Bionic Boy says, and pauses the machine. He offers to let Horatio hit a few. Horatio declines. Because he can only play cricket. The Bionic Boy explains his dream of baseball: "One pitch, one inning. That's my dream." Horatio promises him they are going to deliver on that dream. It was all very inspirational. When I saw The Natural.

MONORAIL! Judge Bionic Baseball Case discusses the trial date. The League's attorney procrastinates, and Hector wonders if the League can squeeze them in before the playoffs. The League's attorney says they have a lot of witnesses and doctors to brief. "It's your rule, you initiated it twenty-two years ago, are you telling this court that you're not ready yet argue it's fair?" Hector wonders. At that, Judge Bionic Baseball Case decides that the trial will be next Thursday. Horatio also asks that their client be allowed to practice with his team because if he wins the case, he's going to be a season behind everyone else and that will hurt his career. It's granted. The Bionic Baseball Family stands up and hugs each other. "He only wants to play one inning, huh?" Hector asks. Horatio hopes exhibition games count.

Century City

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