Morning. The alarm goes off again. Andy tells us that obviously he and Kerstin have bonded the most, but that it doesn't mean she's going to win. Bathroom. Andy suspiciously puts make-up on the girls as he and Kerstin banter. They arrive in the living room to find MM. She greets them. They lie about how good it is to see her. They eat breakfast as MM says they've created "dates" for them today. Basically, Andy is going to go on a date with Kerstin while Amy tags along on a longer chain than normal, staying silent and being unable to "participate." Then Andy will go with Amy, while Kerstin tags along.
Date. Kerstin and Andy go to a Latin Museum. Amy trails behind. Andy tells Kerstin that she's making "weak choices" when it comes to trying to woo him. He babbles more, telling her that she needs to "up the ante" with him. She doesn't know what that means, and he yells, "I'm not going to give you that." God, I hate Andy. Kerstin hates Andy. Even his mom, I could detect in her video, hates Andy. West Hollywood, however. That city loves Andy. Amy then talks to us, saying that she thinks Kerstin is fucking up; Andy is asking her to help him make a decision, and she's not stepping up. Kerstin tells Andy that their "relationship" cannot go any further until they're alone. She then tells us that she's not going to out of her way to impress Andy. If possible, I kinda like Kerstin. At least, comparatively, which in this crowd doesn't mean much. They now eat at a restaurant; Amy's sitting a bit away at the bar, but listening in. Andy asks Kerstin what she's looking for in a relationship, and she says she's high maintenance and doesn't want to get hurt because she's been through a lot in the past. Andy says something about Kerstin worrying that Andy is going to fall in love with her, and then something about Kerstin not thinking that Andy thinks Kerstin is capable of just going out and having fun. I don't know. I'm as confused as you are. Andy, who likes to talk and start drama because he has absolutely nothing else to offer the world, tells Kerstin that he bets she's going to want to get married, and that he's sure the next serious relationship she has -- she is going to end up marrying the guy. Kerstin is offended; Andy says that it's "boring." Amy tells us that listening in on their conversation gave her ammunition to us to get Andy to choose her. Commercial. Fucking A.













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