Recap of the date with Kerstin. We learn that the tension from the date carried over in the short bus on the ride home. It's Amy, who is supposed to shut the fuck up during this date, who is talking, saying that she feels like every time she offers an opinion she gets cut off. Yeah, that's because you're fucking stupid and no one cares about what you have to say. Don't you know that by now? Kerstin smirks. Andy then dicks that he has "less faith" that what Amy is about to say is important. Kerstin "ooohs." Amy is shocked. My cat yawns. I smoke. Andy says that Amy is afraid to get into it with him, and Amy smartly asks why he wants to get into it with everybody. Andy yells that it's not everybody, but just the "freaking" girls that he's put into a "freaking" house with. You shouldn't end a sentence with a freaking "preposition," douche bag. Andy whines that this is a hard decision for him and that they're not making it easier by opening up to him. Kerstin tries to butt in, but gets frustrated. Andy goes on that Amy not letting him in makes him feel rejected. Hate this fucking guy. Hate him. But this is funny: Amy starts crying. The Music Of My Sad Life plays as Amy weeps. Andy immediately starts going the Creepy Guy thing where he says, "Look at me," all quiet and in her face. "You're upset, and I feel bad. I do." She doesn't look at him, just keeps crying. Finally she says, "I don't like when people push so hard. I'm just trying to understand myself." And here is the gem line of the evening. Andy says, "It's painful for me to push this hard." Oh my God. What a fucking dildo. Hey, Locksmith. Please jump into the back seat and sit on this guy. Amy says that it takes more than three or four days to get her to open up. Andy justifies to us that he just wants to get stuff out of people and that he has strong opinions and yeah, maybe it is manipulation in some way. Oh, ya think? Man. He goes on to say, however, that his "strong" opinions are usually right on. Kerstin then tells us, "I felt like saying, 'Do you feel like a big strong man now that you made her cry?'" Hee. Now Amy and Andy hug and she says that she just wants to have fun and she doesn't want to be so serious. Bleh.
Chains of Love
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Chains of Love