Kerstin walks away, voice-overing how shocked she is that he let her go, but how "typical Andy" it was. And this is the man she just said is a great guy and she would love to go out with? Shot of Locksmith. Kerstin says that Andy has control issues and fear-of-rejection issues. Kerstin sees the Locksmith and walks up to him. She considers asking him out, but then realizes she sort of likes breathing and being able to walk. She continues that Andy is weak. Andy tells us that his decision was based on Kerstin getting jealous. Short bus. Kerstin tells us that Andy should have spent a little time "wooing" her. She asks if we "know." We don't. Andy says that Kerstin has every right to be upset. Kerstin says she is. She calls Andy a "dick." Hee. Money is more important than a relationship to him, she says. Oh, she's just pissed she didn't get half the money -- even though half at this point would only be like a thousand more. Man, this show. Hate it.

House. Music Of Sudden And Swift Cancellation plays as Andy looks down at the ocean. He says what an "emotional rollercoaster" the experience was, but that no one "linked up as [his] soulmate." Yeah. No kidding. He walks out of the house with his bags. Kerstin voice-overs that Andy is kidding himself, and that he is just afraid she's going to reject him.

Locksmith standing on the coastline. Helicopter shot. No. I'm serious. A graphic says, "One week later, Andy called Kerstin several times. Kerstin just hangs up." Way to change tenses there, fucking morons. "Andy has also contacted Amy. Amy had no interest." Hee. With the tense changes. I learned you can't do that when I was in fourth-grade English. But maybe you can. Okay, I hate this show. Watching is makes me was angry. I had gone to turned it off and threw the tape out of the window. I will destroy the tape yesterday. Anyway. Coastline. Credits.

Next week. A girl with four guys. They all run with a raft and go shopping. "Stephanie," we learn, has her hands full when she's connected to four men. Oh, they all sleep in the same bed! I love that the guys all have to cuddle with each other. Man, are they going to get shit back at the frat house. The preview continues. Stephanie says, "I got set up with the four biggest clowns in the city." They eat dinner. She kisses someone. End.

I'm going to go get in the shower, pour rubbing alcohol all over my body, and light myself on fire, that's how dirty I feel now. Fuck me.