Chains of Love

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Stee: A- | 547 USERS: C+
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A member of Color Me Badd walks into the house, dripping hair gel on his gold chain, cut-off shirt, and unfinished bicep tattoos. The guy says he’s playing to win, but not lose. Jenny says a good dancer is fun. We see him dance. He’s not a good dancer. His name is Slim and he is “Mister Flash.” The quote: “I care about my looks and it shows.” Sure, he’s about seven years to late for his look, but I’m sure he does care very very much. Too bad no one else does. He tells us that “they call me Slim” and he says that he’s a “goofball, a cheeseball.” We see him fall off a raft in a pool. So funny. I’m hooked. Give this guy a sitcom. Actually, for the UPN, that wouldn’t be falling much lower than their current programming. He says he can make us laugh and that he’s crazy. Slim meets the other two guys.

Jenny has “no clue” about the guy who made some weird stick-figure family tree picture.

A guy walks in the house. Blond spiky hair and a really weirdly-cut beard. He says that he’s going to have to charm the girl with his personality because he doesn’t have a six-pack stomach. Hee. He looks a bit like a skinnier Danny Bonaduce. Jenny says she likes someone who is “mellow” and “tame.” She should date Christopher Reeve because, aside from the dancing thing, he’s pretty much what she’s looking for. The guy says he’s laid-back and happy to let the girl make dinner reservations. His name is Chris and he’s a “Laid Back Dude.” His quote: “My sense of humor always wins them over.” Except, you know, when it doesn’t. Like tonight. He says he’s always cheated on his girlfriend and likes to party, but he feels like he’s matured. We see him working on a computer, which denotes maturity, you know. Like now, I’m writing on a laptop and I’m very mature. All stoic with my cat and my Skittles and my Diet Coke. So mature that today all I’ve done is eat candy and Taco Bell, take a nap, and spend two hours at a toy store. That’s mature, people. Oh, the show. Chris meets the other guys out by the pool.

In the short bus, Jenny looks at Chris’s picture, calling him a “pretty boy” with spiky hair and an earring. Yeah, okay, sister.

The guys. They babble. Jenny shows up. They greet her. She comes down, and they all meet inside. She laughs at Slim’s name and then takes Adam’s flowers.

Chains of Love

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