A member of Color Me Badd walks into the house, dripping hair gel on his gold chain, cut-off shirt, and unfinished bicep tattoos. The guy says hes playing to win, but not lose. Jenny says a good dancer is fun. We see him dance. Hes not a good dancer. His name is Slim and he is Mister Flash. The quote: I care about my looks and it shows. Sure, hes about seven years to late for his look, but Im sure he does care very very much. Too bad no one else does. He tells us that they call me Slim and he says that hes a goofball, a cheeseball. We see him fall off a raft in a pool. So funny. Im hooked. Give this guy a sitcom. Actually, for the UPN, that wouldnt be falling much lower than their current programming. He says he can make us laugh and that hes crazy. Slim meets the other two guys.
Jenny has no clue about the guy who made some weird stick-figure family tree picture.
A guy walks in the house. Blond spiky hair and a really weirdly-cut beard. He says that hes going to have to charm the girl with his personality because he doesnt have a six-pack stomach. Hee. He looks a bit like a skinnier Danny Bonaduce. Jenny says she likes someone who is mellow and tame. She should date Christopher Reeve because, aside from the dancing thing, hes pretty much what shes looking for. The guy says hes laid-back and happy to let the girl make dinner reservations. His name is Chris and hes a Laid Back Dude. His quote: My sense of humor always wins them over. Except, you know, when it doesnt. Like tonight. He says hes always cheated on his girlfriend and likes to party, but he feels like hes matured. We see him working on a computer, which denotes maturity, you know. Like now, Im writing on a laptop and Im very mature. All stoic with my cat and my Skittles and my Diet Coke. So mature that today all Ive done is eat candy and Taco Bell, take a nap, and spend two hours at a toy store. Thats mature, people. Oh, the show. Chris meets the other guys out by the pool.
In the short bus, Jenny looks at Chriss picture, calling him a pretty boy with spiky hair and an earring. Yeah, okay, sister.
The guys. They babble. Jenny shows up. They greet her. She comes down, and they all meet inside. She laughs at Slims name and then takes Adams flowers.













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