Sweet commercials. Come to me oh, over already. You were wonderful. Ill miss you. Return soon.
Bar. John babbles to us and says that the three other girls lost points in dissing Jeannie. What? They were just asked to give their honest oh shut up, John. I know it works for you acting like the above-it-all camp counselor, but taking away girls right to be catty is like taking away an L.A. model-slash-whatevers right to get her boobs done. So now Jeannie talks, slutting that shes all choked up and always gets shit from other girls. Now the ever-so Courteney-Cox-looking Danielle says, I said in the interview when I watched the tape that Jeannie wasnt competition because shes Oriental, for one! Goddamn! This show keeps getting okay, well, it always sucks, but they occasionally bust out with a keeper line like that one. What a dumb shit, that Danielle. Anyway, John says that he senses cattiness, which makes it fun for him. Good man.
Kitchen. Now the kids make pizza; Natalie, half of her face looking paralyzed when she talks, says that John has a scruffy cuteness. Danielle then says shed date John in real life. The kids drink wine as Kim tells us that she likes John. Now the talking continues, as the kids all say that good dancers and good kissers make good lovers. Danielle starts to steal focus, the other girls say, as she tells John what a bad kiss is. Jeannie says something, and Danielle says something back. John laughs. Danielle says her friend is a good kisser, and then says something about the brother rubbing her leg, and then she grabs her hair and says, My only threesome. That was a good story; tell that one again. Ha, John says, Thats a good story. Funny. Danielle doesnt get it and goes on about good kissers being good in bed and vice versa. Danielle is on massive amounts of coke, people. Kim then says something, but I dont care. Same with Natalie. Theyre dissing Danielle, thats all. The kids all toast and lie, Friends. Yes, fast friends.