As Danielle gets into the short bus, John says Danielle would take control if she stayed, and Danielle tells us that the other girls should watch out for John because his words are “vicious.” John tries a neck-wiggle, which doesn’t work for him at all, while he says that he was glad to get rid of her because she was “ruining everything.” Danielle then weeps, now looking Patricia Arquette-ish, and she talks, making no grammatical sense, saying that she didn’t talk over the other girls and she has no idea why other women call her a bitch. Um, maybe because you’re a bitch? “I’m extremely nice,” pouts Danielle. She’s gone. Smell you later.

House. The kids eat breakfast and babble about Danielle’s leaving. Whatever. John shuts up during this. He tells us that Kim is now being more active during conversation.

Short bus. John asks the girls if a guy they just started dating bought them tons of shit, would they be okay with it. Everyone thinks that would be fine with them. Jeannie loves the money, you can tell. She told us as much already. John then tells us he was disappointed that all the girls seemed materialistic. No! Materialistic women in L.A.! Wise up, John. You ain’t in wherever anymore.

Fishing boat. The kids go on a three-hour tour. John says he likes Kim the best right now. He also justifies, saying he kept Jeannie (big titties) because yesterday they uncovered (big titties) a lot of depth (big titties), and she’s more interesting to him (big titties) right now. He says an edited-to-shit sentence about how now it’s about who he’s more “conversant” with, as opposed to “kissy-kissy.” On the boat, he gives the girls a pop quiz. Oh, this should be good. The quiz is lifted shamefully straight from one they give strippers and Tori Spelling on The Howard Stern Show, but that’s UPN. Stealing = good. He asks the “Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks” question. Natalie says, “Bricks.” Hee. “Sorry,” says Natalie. No one knows the vice president. The girls keep fucking up. Man. No one knows who wrote War and Peace or how many months have twenty-eight days (all of them). God, I don’t want to say these women are stupid, but -- these women are fucking stupid. I wouldn’t trust them to do the TV Guide crossword with a pen, I’ll tell you that much. Jeannie barely wins. John says the girls all missed questions “that you would want to know.” Kim says, “I only got four. Oops. Woo-woo. Call me dumb.” Okay, you’re dumb.