Jeannie then gets seasick as the kids fish. She pukes in the bathroom. John says that at least she made it to the toilet, but it took her away for a critical time. She revives and does some fishing. Natalie catches a fish. Then we see a boat coming. Its the Locksmith, standing at the front all Im the fat of the world! Uh-oh, says John, thankfully not even trying this time. Commercials. Bye Jeannie.
Were back, and as the Locksmith approaches on his boat, I see a graphic on the corner of my screen that says, 2 Hour Series Finale. Wednesday. I freak the fuck out until I rewind and discover its for Star Trek: Voyager. Man, I was going to have to hurt someone for a minute there.
So kids stand on the deck and John talks, saying the person hes booting and he never connected and is too materialistic. Its Jeannie. He gives her seven hundred and fifty dollars to buy a lifetime supply of seasickness pills. Okay. John has to realize how totally unfunny that was. Maybe you should stick to lawyering, brother. Jeannie takes off on a boat with the Locksmith, and between his bulk and her boobies, the boat immediately sinks to the bottom of the ocean.
The ghost of the Locksmith and Jeannie walk to the short bus now, Jeannie saying that if theres no chemistry, there just isnt. John tells us shes hardcore materialistic. Jeannie in turn tell us she doesnt know where he gets that; then she asks the Locksmith if he owns this jeep or if its the shows. She says she didnt click with anyone, and disappears down the road. So long.
House. Night. Hot tub. John asks Natalie if she likes getting spanked. She says yes, and that sometimes she likes a smack on the ass. John then says, Come on, sisters. Lets kick it up. Natalie then bends over, and he and Kim spank her very poorly. I know you guys are chained, but bad technique, people. Really. John then tool-overs that Natalie is not so sweet and innocent. Uh, did the pussy tattoo tell you nothing, John? Natalie then tells us that when she drinks too much, she gets too aggressive, and she doesnt want John to think shes a freak. We see her drink a lot, and then John pretty much cuts her off, saying theyre ready for bed.