Pool room. The kids come downstairs in their bathing suits to hot tub. Shannon is now drunk and all over Tomas, trying to get him back. Alma tells us that Shannon “took a turn,” and that what happened in the hot tub was “funny.” Staring into his eyes, Shannon licks up the length of Tomas’s big toe like it’s a cock and she’s trying to get the cable guy to give her free HBO. Tammy frowns. Shannon tries to convince him to let her suck his toe. Tomas says no. Jane jokes that Tomas “loves it” that she’s crossing a line. Jane’s tits float three inches above the water, they’re so buoyant. Alma says that when she watches Shannon, she feels like she’s watching a movie. Yeah, Nuts. Alma goes on to tell us that she finds Shannon entertaining, and she makes her laugh. Alma looks through the water to see if Tomas is hard. They try to play it off, but I know what’s going on. Shannon then tells us that if Tomas had let her suck his toes, “that would have been the end of him.”

Bedroom. The kids get in bed. Tomas tells us, “What man sleeping in a bed with four women would not think of the sexual element?” Paul Lynde. Paul Lynde would not have thought of the sexual element. He would have wondered who had the best PJs. Tomas says that it seems like a perfect recipe for disaster. The lights go out. Infrared cam. Tomas tells someone (Tammy?) that she’s on top of him and he really needs some space to sleep. Then for some reason, even though she’s two people away from him on the chain, it seems as if it’s Shannon, because they continue to argue and then Tomas tells us that what happened last night with Shannon was that “she freaked out.” So now the show gets good. For once. (Don’t congratulate yourselves yet, producers. For once the show gets good.) Shannon flips on the light and begins leaning over Tammy, drunkenly yelling at Tomas. The other girls remain quiet, some still trying to sleep, or at least not to get hit by the now-clearly-absolutely-insane Shannon. (Come to think of it, casting a known drunk/psycho would be a good idea for a reality show like this.) Shannon yells, “You’re not going to go to bed tonight. You want to know why? Because you have a big (beep) problem, buddy. You think you know who you are…” Then she starts really swearing and babbling even more, talking some shit about Tomas waxing his chest and having a “butch haircut.” She then calls him a “geek.” Tomas counters strongly by telling Shannon that she’s in it for the money. Ooooooh, what a diss! Saying Shannon only came on the show for money. Thass just fucked up right there. Tomas just keeps on saying, “Money!” and telling her that she’s not being honest and that everything she says is fake. Shannon leans in closer and says something else and then she tells the girls “good night” and Tomas says, “Give it a rest.” Man, that’s some quality television right there. I’ll bet it’s even better than the episode-two sex tape that’s floating around.