Ah, a Hallmark commercial. They're selling John Gray's new tome of sexist blather. Coincidence? I think not.

P3AD. CGI animals spread out all over the place. Phoebe sings, "Old McPiper had a farm, E-I-E-I-O." Piper snarls back, "That's not how you spell 'farm,' moron." Actually, she just pleads for Pheebs to "fix this" before her club is destroyed. Prue reminds the Ps that they still need to rescue Phoebe's friends before they die of the snake poison. Phoebe notes that it's thirty-five minutes to midnight. Prue remembers the stolen car outside. The hard Ps decide to investigate the car and try to find the girls, while Phoebe casts a spell to turn the club patrons back to humans. The monkey sitting on the bar kisses Phoebe. Piper calls the monkey "Leo" and tells him to kiss someone else. Hee. The hard Ps put the "only snake and rabbit next to each other" in boxes and head out to the parking lot. Phoebe asks Piper to freeze the zoo before she leaves. She does. Phoebe announces to the CGI blue screen effects that she "wants them to know" that she's "a vegetarian." And she's "never eaten any of [them]." For one thing, they're really humans turned to animals. For another thing, they're frozen. For yet another thing, Pheebs is a moron.