P3AD. Prue, now clad in tan stretch pants and an unbuttoned red linen shirt tied under her unfettered bosom, walks dejectedly into the club. She spots Piper making a bow out of red ribbon and jokes about "canceling [her] Martha Stewart subscription." Prue plops down on a divan to watch Piper work, and asks her if she can help. Piper thought she was "doing nothing." Prue says, "I'm done." Piper: "You can't finish doing nothing." Prue: "So how can you know when you're done?" Piper interrupts this Family Circus School of Philosophy to get Prue's help tying the bow on Dan's Valentine's Day present -- a book on San Francisco architecture. Prue wonders what Piper got Leo. Piper didn't think about getting Leo anything. Phoebe suddenly bursts in, blathering about the premonition she had and how she witnessed Rabbit Boy jumping over a wall. She senses a job for the Charmed Ones. Piper whines and reminds the lazy Ps about her Valentine's Day plans with Dan, holding up the book for Phoebe to see. Phoebe: "Oh honey, is that what he got you? Nice, but a bit impersonal." Piper plotzes. Phoebe sticking her other foot in her mouth: "What did you get Leo?" Piper throws ribbon at her sisters.

Dormitory Hallway. Blonde, Brunette, and Red are walking toward their room; Brunette, worried, wants to solve the ani-male problem by "turning them back." Blonde and Red remind her that they'll turn back on their own accord when the spell wears off at midnight. They enter the room. Snake Boy, Rabbit Boy, and Pig Boy are sitting on the sofa looking at the Hallmark Book of Spells. Snake Boy demands to know how long they will be human. The girls admit that the ani-males have "twelve hours left." Snake Boy tells them to "fix it" because he wants to "stay like this." Rabbit Boy concurs. Blonde says that she "might know how." She tells them about her friend Phoebe, and shows them the P3AD VD Party flyer. Red tells the ani-males that they might be able to find Phoebe at her house. Brunette doesn't think any of this is a good idea. Snake Boy tells Blonde and Red to "go ahead, we'll catch up." After they leave, Snake Boy and Rabbit Boy grab Brunette while she shrieks. Way to look out for your friend and roommate, Blonde and Red. How endorphin-addled are y'all?