Charmed
Charmed

Episode Report Card
Demian: F | 435 USERS: C+
YOU GRADE IT
It's Absurd! It's A Bane! It's Supertard!

...the same dank and forbidding alleyway I recall from the pre-credits sequence of "Charrrmed!" Minus, you know, the lesbian, the pirate, the whistling, and the fog. ZZZ leads That Brute and his henchdemons down the asphalt, babbling about the tacky belt the entire time, and suddenly that episode with the pirates is looking pretty damn good. Why on earth did I give it a D? I mean, aside from the fact that I couldn't possibly at the time have imagined that this show would get any worse. And then it did. Sigh. Anyway, ZZZ plays upon That Brute's male vanity, or something, and convinces him to torture a female innocent in order to lure the tacky belt's current owner into the dank and forbidding alleyway, whereupon That Brute and the henchdemons can slaughter The Retard and return to the Underworld with the tacky belt as a prize. Or whatever. I so totally don't care. ZZZ squiggles away "to prepare for the belt's arrival" for some senseless reason before we cut back over to...

...the nonexistent attic, for a brief scene in which it becomes apparent that The Retard's fallen under the spell of her tacky accessory. She receives a "call" and superspeeds on out of there...

...through the main hallway and past the broken front door -- which InvisiDolt had been shimmying back into place, despite the fact that anyone ambling by on Prescott Street below could have looked up and seen a goddamned door floating around in the air seemingly of its own accord, because absolutely everyone on this show is an abject moron -- in the process knocking InvisiDolt and door to the floor, where InvisiDolt feebly cries for help. Are we done with this shit yet?

Charmed

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