Manor. Night has fallen, and up in the nonexistent attic, Phoebe's scrying fruitlessly for Supertard while Piper arranges a few Mystical Crysticals on the carpet in the blurry background of the shot. Eventually, Piper decides to use the "To Call A Lost Witch" spell -- minus the appropriate props, natch -- to drag Supertard back to the Manor, so the two ladies head over to the Book of Shadows to read the following aloud:
Power of the witches rise:
Course unseen across the skies.
Come to us who call you near --
Come to us and settle here.
Supertard instantly arrives on the carpet in a mix of the blurry flashes they've been using for her superspeed this evening and the more traditional swirling cloud of glowing golf balls. She's pissed, but I've wanted her dead since the first episode of the season, so I don't care. Piper and Phoebe too casually amble over to the carpet, where Piper surreptitiously lets go of the final Crystical, closing the circle on the floor and activating the cage. The cage which Supertard instantly screams her way out of, because Supertard is apparently more powerful than The Source Of All Evil, in any of its forms, ever was. I hate this stupid show. And then, just to piss me off EVEN MORE, Supertard lisps, "There'ssss no wrath like a woman sssscorned." AUAAUAUAAAAGH. IDIOTS! Supertard superspeeds out of there, Piper snorts something snippy about the mess Supertard left behind, and then we fly back over to Not!warts, where Supertard announces, "[ZZZ]? I'm all yours," before vanishing into the next commercial break.













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