Anyway. Whatever. Like I care. Back at Not!warts, Supertard finally kills That Brute. As InvisiDolt sneaks over to the bookshelf -- we can see his footprints tracking across the marble floor, as he's foolishly blundered through some spilt potion -- Supertard next takes out ZZZ's henchdork. I so don't care about any of these people. While InvisiDolt searches for the appropriate spell, Supertard collapses into a chair, all panty and sweating and gross. ZZZ kneels at Supertard's side to croon something unimportant as Piper, Phoebe, and Raige arrive -- and where the hell Raige came from, I'll never know -- to make with the quippy remarks. InvisiDolt wiggles a book around at the far side of the room, catching the eye of Raige, who promptly summons the thing into her own arms with her orbing telekinesis. ZZZ screams at Supertard to kill the Charmed Ones, but before Supertard gets a chance to do much of anything at all, InvisiDolt's tackled her ungainly ass to the floor, where he shouts, "Say the damn spell!" Really, Dolt. Such language. Piper needs to wash your fucking mouth out with soap when you get back to the Manor. Raige, heeding InvisiDolt's cry, calls out the following alone:
For all the world
To work as one
In harmony,
It must be undone.
The tacky belt drops to the floor, and Supertard promptly morphs back into Regular 'Tard form. Raige next deploys the orbing telekinesis to snap the belt around Zeta Zeta Zira's waist. "Uh oh," ZZZ whimpers right before she erupts in a spray of black demonic shards. Bye-bye, Jennifer Tung. Maybe we'll see you again in Season Thirteen. Not. EVER. Piper flips a vial of green potion into InvisiDolt's chest -- and no, I don't know how she knows where he's standing, so don't ask -- and he reappears so Brian Krause and Holly Marie Combs can make with the cute banter and the kissy faces and such, because they only have one more episode in which to enjoy each other's company before Brad Kern kills Krause's character off. Or something like that. The Retarded Bimbo silently resolves her Issue Of The Week that I never cared about while Phoebe and Raige grin.
Meanwhile, over in the hallway at Trudeau Memorial, formerly Andy's House Of Beef, formerly The Loneliest Precinct House In The World -- which is really the hallway for All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me, and I really hate this show -- Ivan's figured out that Speedle Dee Dee was telling the truth, and so he lets the kid go. By the way, Ivan's character's name is "Henry," and that won't do at all, now will it? And...scene.













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