Or maybe I'm reading too much into the whole thing.

ANYWAY. Lizzie finds Sam's plan deliciously fabulous and instructs him to gather up as many helpers as he might need to complete his mission. That those helpers shall not count among their number the strumpets sponging off Lizzie's implants is implied. Sam grins and takes off. Keats pisses me off by brushing the imaginary gay vampire cooties from the spot on his leather jacket where Sam was whispering into his ear. Fuck you, Keats. And the Brad Kern you rode in on.

P3. Piper and the Dolt approach Raige at the bar, and my. GOD. The NIPPLES, Raige. PUT THEM AWAY. Jesus. They're like coat hooks. Apparently, Raige is all bummed because Sam stood her up or something and Piper's all happy she's married or some such and I'm sorry if I'm being vague, but THE NIPPLES are so terribly distracting. Raige plunks THE NIPPLES down on the bar while airing her latest beef with The Sole. Piper wisely tells her to zip it just as Phoebe appears, looking "haggard." I know this because they all tell me it's so. Phoebe thought she just had a cold, but as her condition worsened throughout the day she realized it might be a side-effect of the Harpy wound. The Dolt, fool that he is, begins to apply the tingly touch right there by the overcrowded dance floor. In turn, Piper, Phoebe, and Raige swat at him jokingly before they all head off to the back office. Next time, ladies, use vodka bottles. And use them on his head.

Back in the office, the tingly touch is applied with the expected results. Piper invites Phoebe to dine with herself and the Dolt. Phoebe accepts. Raige's NIPPLES beg off, for they don't want Sam thinking they're big losers for waiting hours on end for him to appear. Piper and the Dolt exit as Raige's NIPPLES hold Phoebe back for a quick chat. THE NIPPLES suggest Phoebe have a private, sister-to-sister confab with Piper, and add that this was the reason THEY orbed to Casa Del Sole looking for Phoebe earlier in the day. Phoebe goes apeshit upon learning THE NIPPLES orbed to the aerie after she forbid them to do so. THE NIPPLES offer a sincere apology, but Phoebe pffts at THEM and storms out of the office.