All The News That's Fit To Fuck Me, and EW! I am not recapping this. Phoebe arrives to apologize for skipping her "date" with Sparklies earlier that evening, and by way of apology has sex with him on her assistant's desk. No, I'm not kidding with that. And...scene!
Oh, and...episode! as well. How...long overdue. Next week, something happens, but I really couldn't tell you what that something is because the promo's all about The Amazing Incredible Heterosexual, Charisma Carpenter, and Nick Lachey. Watch it if you dare.