Charmed
Charmed

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Demian: B- | 355 USERS: C+
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Tim Whoooooo? Inspector Whaaaaaa?

In any event, Zankou, after chiding Corpse Fucker for the latter's lack of ambition, or something, eventually details a bit of his masterful plan for the evening. He's "studied the sisters" for the better part of a season, you see, and with the knowledge he's gained, he now intends to "shake them to their core" and "make them more vulnerable than they've ever been." "So that's why you had Phoebe's friend killed!" Corpse Fucker realizes, because killing someone Phoebe's known for less than two weeks -- while she was thoughtlessly exploiting him as slave labor to fix her car -- is certain to leave her more vulnerable than she's ever been in her life. "Seemed a little petty of you," Corpse Fucker adds, ignoring me completely and more amused than anything else, "[but] do you really think that's enough to make them vulnerable?" No, you sick twist. See above. And shut up while you're at it. "Of course not," Zankou pffts, though for different reasons. "If I'm going to get what I'm after," he admits as the camera tracks in towards his face, in the process mercifully reducing Corpse Fucker to a visually incoherent blur in the background, "I'm going to have to attack them all -- not as witches, but as women." Some terribly ominous strings thrum on the soundtrack as the shot lingers on Hot Zankou for a long moment before cutting up to...

Charmed

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