...the hallway outside, where Phoebe, on her cell with Raige, insists, "I'm telling you, it's the only thing that makes sense -- Tim was killed because he was with me!" Raige's NIPPLES, over at P3, argue that Phoebe can't be certain of that, and assure her that there must be some other explanation. "Well, I'm open to suggestions!" Phoebe shrieks as the Doormat shuffles over to her side to suggest they get their asses out of the morgue, pronto. Phoebe places a dismissive and condescendingly quieting hand on his chest before returning her attention to Raige, who insists, "When I get home, we will figure out who sent the demon." "You need to get some rest," Raige counsels. "That would be the best thing for you right now." Phoebe scoffs at the very idea of rest when she's the reason Tasty Tim's dead, and I quite simply cannot listen to her continue to make this all about her, so I'll skip ahead to the point where she stalks away from the Doormat in frustration and the camera cuts back over to P3, and wow. I totally don't care about this scene at all, either. You see, Raige has rejoined her new charge at the bar, and this Whitelighter-of-the-future Joanna person turns out to be a weak-willed dumbass with low self-esteem and an abusive boyfriend. Boring! Well, except for the boyfriend himself, who appears at this moment to drag Joanna out of the bar, and I'm only saying that because "Carl" here is nearly as tasty a morsel as Tim was. You know a storyline sucks ass when the only interesting thing about it is the himbo they tossed in to fill out the supporting cast. Raige shoots daggers at Carl with her eyes while Joanna makes some tedious excuses for the boyfriend's behavior before clattering out of the club on her tipply heels. Raige grimaces in frustration. Shut it, Muggy.
Episode Report CardDemian: B- | 353 USERS: C+
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