Charmed
Charmed

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Cuckoo clock. Cuckoo clock being blown apart by cuckoo demon with gun. Tempus chides him, but Rodriguez mouths off, saying he'll kill Prue first, which...sounds like a terrible plan to me, because Piper's got the only power he definitely can't overcome, but whatever. No one said this guy was the sharpest knife in the drawer, and Tempus's expression agrees with me.

[72virg=ins]. Joanne's cornered Piper, who tries to back out of the segment, claiming an emergency. She also relates a bunch of information about Joanne that she shouldn't logically know, but whatever. Joanne makes a bitchy comment, prompting Piper to make an "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me!" speech, while Joanne hideously simpers away. Piper gets in a decent one about the nose job that "some discount doctor" gave her, and we're done with Joanne. I promise.

Prue's told Andy about the time loop, and Andy completes his Mulderfication by not even questioning it. He does point out that a demon that powerful must be after Prue and not him. Prue, as before, says she's relying on the Power of Three, but Andy, apparently taking his herbs as well these days, argues that the entire reason for the time loop might be to target all three of them. Prue, of course, is not having it. "Andy, I would die if anything happened to you. I love you." And you know what really says "I love you"? Pronouncing "anything" correctly. Awwww. Andy smiles and tells her he loves her too, and they hug. Okay, really: Awwww.

Aaand it's time for the real thing. Kit meows, and Rodriguez glares at him with his red-contact demon eyes. Andy, horrified, sees this, and rushes after him with loaded gun. Inside, Phoebe is reading the BoS entry on Tempus, who's called "the Devil's sorcerer" ("Source" this, assholes!) and says that to vanquish him, they need to "take him out of the time he's in." Speaking of time, there's no way they would have taken this long to find the entry, but again, it's not a big deal. This time, Rodriguez doesn't even bother with the doorbell. I'm going to assume he used his powers to unlock the door, because if not, HELLO! Also, if he planned to kill Prue first, coming in the front door makes no sense, if he remembers that she was upstairs the last two times. He sends a bolt at the sisters, but Piper dives at Prue, shoving her clear, while Phoebe manages to dodge it by swinging her shoulder out of the way. Andy then busts in the front door and takes a couple shots at Rodriguez, to no effect. Rodriguez then sends a bolt at him, and Andy goes flying to vanquish a rather expensive-looking china cabinet. Phoebe's agape, but can't really do anything but goggle until Piper gets to her feet and freezes Rodriguez. The younger Ps take stock: Prue apparently hit her head when Piper tackled her, so she's down for the count. They rush to Andy's side, and Phoebe's premonition plays out. So this is one time they didn't change the outcome. Interesting. The younger Ps look distraught. Hons, I know it's a tough time, but you might want to keep an eye on that freeze. Just a thought.

Charmed

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