Charmed
Charmed

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Groundhog Slay

When we return, Rodriguez is tied to a chair. Piper's crying as Phoebe's playing bad cop, saying the only reason Rodriguez is still alive is so he can help her figure out how to save Andy. Piper points out that the River Styx has a strict no-return policy, but Phoebe thinks they can use the time loop to their advantage. She realizes that killing Rodriguez will likely trigger the time loop, and Rodriguez says that he was told they wouldn't know that, like, NICE FOR BOTH SIDES TO GIVE UP THAT INFORMATION. If Phoebe had kept her mouth shut, they might, based on her growing awareness with each repeated day, have risked resetting time and taking Rodriguez on with their increased knowledge. But now that he knows they know about the time loop, that option is clearly far too risky. As for Rodriguez, when are the bad guys going to learn to keep their mouths shut? Because Phoebe seizes on his statement, saying that it must have been Tempus who told him that. More posturing ensues until Piper pulls Phoebe aside and warns that resetting the day might enable Rodriguez to kill them all. Rodriguez gloats that the day will reset itself anyway, and again, SHUT UP. The younger Ps try to wake up Prue, like, don't mind the concussion or anything, but their voices dissolve into...

...that of Andy. Prue's sitting on the hanging park bench from before, but the surroundings are bathed in mist. Anyway, the upshot is that Andy's gone to that Great Big House Of Beef In The Sky, but Prue can't hang around. She's not clear on what's going on, so Andy explains that he broke his promise, as he came to the Manor that night, and it turns out they weren't meant to stop Phoebe's premonition. He strokes her hair as he tells her that it's okay, as General Hospital is his destiny, but hers is to continue on for two more seasons. I may have added a detail or two there. Andy goes on that she needs to keep the time loop from resetting, or the three of them will be killed, "and I will have died in vain." Yes, except you'll be alive again, dimwit. Well, sorry, but I always thought one of the advantages of heaven was that there wouldn't be any dumb people. Prue says she'll kill Rodriguez for this, but Andy chides her not to, as she's a good person who does good things. They share a last lip-light kiss, and then Andy fades away in an effect that's more Dolt-reminiscent than he deserves. Prue, tears in her eyes, hears the voices of her sisters calling her.

Charmed

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