And yet, detail I must, so here are the facts: Evil Michelle Stafford pitches her Nefarious Demonic Plot For World Domination to the resurrected Source, and after a bit, he decides to go along with it. The Psycho, however, recognizes his massive Dolt of a father and orbs over to him. The Dolt attempts to explain this away by lying that he was one of Zankou's cohort when that particular demon invaded the Manor at the end of last season. Evil Michelle Stafford, for whatever reason, orders the other henchdemons to disperse, which they do just as Raige orbs into Snidely's abandoned office with Piper and Phoebe. While Evil Michelle Stafford, The Famous Almost-Original Source, and the Dolt continue to bicker and sneer at each other down the hall in the library, Piper hisses, "We gotta hurry -- [the Dolt's] in trouble." "How are we going to stop The Source when we have no potions?" Raige gripes. "It's gonna take a lot more than potions," Phoebe warns. Raige's response to this? "How'd you do it last time?" Hey, dumbass! You were there, remember? All three times, in fact. Fuckwit. Eh, chalk the forgetfulness up to massive amounts of Bouncing Uncle Bernie's California Corn Flakes and leave it at that. The shot cuts back to the library proper, where more tedious threats are bandied about before the off-screen gals evidently recite a spell that knocks Fiendish Elizabeth out of Michelle Stafford's body. Piper then unleashes her Mighty Hands Of Discontent, first to blast Fiendish Elizabeth backwards against the far wall, then to blast her straight into The Waste Land. Because the resurrected Source is somehow inextricably entwined with the demon who brought him back, her vanquish erupts to consume him as well -- "for eternity now," as Phoebe would have us believe, but whatever. This show sucks. Piper offers some bitchy commentary regarding the still-unconscious Michelle Stafford before the shot cross-fades...
Episode Report CardDemian: F | 448 USERS: C+
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