Piper replies that his actual year of birth wont be a problem. She pulls out some tinted Wite-Out and a fountain pen, and alters his birth certificate so the year reads 1974. She does a little quick math in her head and says, Wait a minute, that makes you twenty-seven. Thats younger than me. She contemplates altering the document further as the Dolt gives her the stink-eye. Hon, you should drop your vanity and worry more about the fact that the Dolt looks like he hasnt seen the business end of twenty-seven in a decade. The Dolt notes that what she is doing is illegal. She counters by holding up his death certificate and reminding him that marrying a dead guy isnt exactly kosher, either. Prue walks in behind them and heads straight for the coffee machine. Piper asks her if she was up all night working. Prue fills them in on her search for Phoebe the previous evening, then bitches a bit about Cole not bothering to take three seconds to squiggle into the manor to let them all know hes okay. The Dolt notes Cole might be afraid to do so, as he might get caught. Maybe he already has, Piper snits. Prue looks worried.
Episode Report CardDemian: B- | 335 USERS: C+
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