Long story short, Piper and the Dolt fill Patty and Victor in on the entire future sitch, including the existence of Raige, the fact that Piper and her sisters are the Charmed Ones, and the final battle that killed two of Patty's daughters. To avoid the awkward, though, they leave out the bit about the twitchy bastard's dodgy paternity. In any event, Patty immediately vows to do whatever she can to help save her progeny, and wonders if they might somehow recreate the Power of Three by hooking up with Grams. "Do you have any idea what she's talking about?" Piper sighs, rolling her eyes at the Dolt. No fucking clue, hon, but let's just go with it for now, because Last! Episode! Ever! and CANCELLED! Hooray! "I'm talking about using our family magic to get you to where you need to go, instead of that silly ring!" Patty needlessly explains. "Look," she continues rather earnestly, "you can't come barging in here from the future -- and tell me that two of my girls are dead -- without expecting me to help." Piper, who'd clearly been leery of the entire idea, melts at this and allows her mother a little smile. Patty proposes deploying the ring's mojo to heart them all to Grams's current location -- which is somewhere other than the Manor -- as it'll be "quicker than driving" and, after pecking Victor on the lips with a kissy promise to return shortly, links hands with her shrill, passive-aggressive nag of a daughter and blithering, wrinkly dolt of a son-in-law. Piper closes her eyes to breathe, "Grams." Behind the little group, the sun porch's windows glow pink and morph into...
Episode Report CardDemian: B- | 1468 USERS: B-
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