Halliwell Manor. Bane walks in wearing his bloody shirt and asks if the Halliwells have any peroxide. Phoebe thinks it's in the pantry, because she's a moron. Prue tells him to try the upstairs bathroom. Bane thanks her and leaves the parlor. The Ps have a processing summit. The docile Ps think that Prue's lost her mind. Prue explains that she still has her mind, but it's pickled in endorphins. Or rather, she "knows an innocent when she sees one. And [she] trusts [sip] [him]." Besides, regardless of which side Bane is on, a demon needs to be vanquished. Phoebe wants to "minimize any surprises." Prue tells her to help by trying to find info on Wetvac in the BoS.
Consummated Condo. Wetvac stands there in his William Rehnquist-ish silver-trimmed commencement gown, looking around. His lackey is in tow.
Halliwell Manor. Bathroom. Bane finds the peroxide. When he shuts the medicine cabinet, he sees Wetvac behind him in the mirror reflection. Wetvac tells Bane that he's appearing through "a telepathic connection." Bane wonders how he found him. Westvaco says that he located Bane's "essence" -- his "dream [sip] house reeks of it." Bane explains that he unfortunately didn't get to shower after shagging with Prue. Actually, he just listens to Wetvac restate his plans to kill Bane. Bane isn't "scared." Wetvac notes that Bane's essence isn't the only one he's found at the condo. Wetvac: "You bedded a witch. Not just any witch -- one of the Charmed Ones." Ah, forget "essences," I smell a spinoff -- You Bedded A Witch!, coming this fall to the WB (tm Wing). Wetvac offers an exchange: Bane's life for the Charmed Ones. Bane: "Screw you." He smashes Wetvac's reflection in the mirror. Wetvac: "I'm evil, just like you are. Bring me the witches and my weapon, and I'll give you all your dreams [sip]." Prue knocks at the door. Bane comes out. He was just "washing up."













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