High atop the Golden Gate Bridge, Raige serenely meditates far above the traffic below, cross-legged upon a pillow of orbs. The Man From Another Place rainbows in and pleads for her help. Serene Raige frowns a bit and flaps her hand in The Man From Another Place's direction while calling out, "Bay!" In a horrifically rendered bit of CGI, we see The Man From Another Place zoom across the expanse of the bridge in a cluster of orbs until he drops into the water, far below. Unfortunately, he does not shatter every single goddamned bone in his tiny little body upon impact. As The Man From Another Place gasps to the surface and paddles around for a bit, the obsession voodoo releases its hold on Raige's brain -- likely, I believe, because she caused physical harm, but I wouldn't bet on that if I were you, as I doubt tonight's primary typewriting crackmonkey bothered to think it through. With the spell broken, Raige snaps out of her meditative mode and slams heavily onto the tower when her pillow of orbs disappears. She blinks a couple of times before blurting, "Uh oh."
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