Castle Montanague. Raige is on her cell with Piper, getting the skinny on recent events. She's back in her emerald-green blouse, by the way, and no, I have no idea how she managed to morph from that fabulous gown back into her regular clothing again. Also? I don't care. Raige tells Piper she'd like to return to the Manor immediately, but she's gathered Montanagues past and present in the Castle's parlor for a magical intervention. Present are Buttfuck's spectral dead father, along with Benvolio, an actress who is not Marjorie Lovett, and a couple of other ghosts and humans. Long, boring story short, Buttfuck ambles through the door, guesses what's going on, shrieks, and flears on out of there. Raige pouts. Yawn.