Our Snidely arrives in the library to greet Phoebe and Raige, who inform him that they've trapped the Pinhead and Even Gayer Big Chris in one of the classrooms, from which they can't for some reason darklight out. Snidely convinces Phoebe and Raige that their Bizarro counterparts have likely done the exact same thing, and so the easiest way to get the Bizarro Boys to cooperate is to have the Bizarro Gals enter our world to escort the Bizarro Boys back to theirs. God, I hope that made sense. It did in my head, but seeing it typed out makes me question my sanity. In any event, this of course requires Phoebe and Raige to enter The Bizarro World themselves to fetch the Dolt and Big Gay Chris. Trusting Snidely, the gals agree to the plan. "Get Piper," Phoebe orders Snidely. "We're gonna need the Power of Three."

Cut to Bizarro Not!warts, where the chalk triquatra flares and enlarges to disgorge Phoebe and Raige. They see a lot of medieval armor and weaponry but no Bizarro Piper, and so quickly realize something's wrong. Bizarro Snidely announces his invisible presence by hurling a Flaming Ball Of Death at their heads, which the gals dodge by ducking. Bizarro Snidely materializes to approach them with a hissy "What are you doing? You're not supposed to be here!" Phoebe and Raige spin around in time to watch the portal flare shut.