Charmed
Charmed

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The Passion Of The Chris, Part I

Snidely's study. The Snidelys heal each other, with Bizarro Snidely finding much less pleasure in the procedure this time around. The finally break apart and bitch at each other. Well, Bizarro Snidely's doing most of the bitching, but they're supposedly of like mind, so you do the math. Bizarro Snidely notes with barely suppressed fury that the imbalance between the worlds "has caused a shift in both." Our Snidely quickly determines that they can use said shift to their advantage to distract everyone "whilst" they have another go at the Psycho. As they created the imbalance, they can correct it, the argument goes, and when they do that, they'll ensure "the sisters forget everything." Bizarro Snidely rather theatrically swirls his academic robe around and flounces out of his study. Our Snidely broods. God, he's boring.

Manor, nonexistent attic. The chalk triquatra which shouldn't be there, because no one was there to draw it, but whatever, because we only have a minute and a half to go, flares and expands to disgorge Our Manor Morons. The Dolt sends Big Gay Chris to fetch the Pinhead and Even Gayer Big Chris from Not!warts to send them through before the portal closes. As Big Chris orbs out, the Dolt hurries over to scoop up the Psycho, who, unlike his Bizarro counterpart, remains preternaturally undisturbed by recent events. Yeah, I think this Psycho's going to turn out evil no matter what happens in this world, much as his doppelganger's going to end up good no matter what happens in his. Or is this Psycho's lack of a reaction far too subtle a clue for this show? You decide. Phoebe and Raige race for the exit, as they've realized their Piper must be at the hospital. The Dolt cuddles his wee little demented mulleted serial killer. The serial killer in question clearly couldn't give a rat's ass whether his idiot father lives or dies.

Charmed

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