Piper steps back to join her sisters while urging Big Gay Chris to be safe. Chris rejoins his father, nodding his head in Snidely's direction and thanking him for his help. "You did a noble thing in coming here," Snidely allows. Hateful shit. Big Chris then teasingly chides his dead-eyed, strollered brother to be good. The Psycho looks like he'd rather fry Chris's ass on the spot. Christ, that kid is creepy. Big Gay Chris and the Dolt turn to face the chalk triquatra as the Glamorous Ladies recite the following in unison:
In this place and in this hour,
We call upon the ancient power:
Open the door through time and space
To create a path to another place.
The triquatra flares, expands, and vanishes to reveal a tunnel of blue mojo shimmering through the wall. Big Gay Chris and the Dolt take a couple of steps forward and vanish. I'm going to pretend the portal didn't immediately close the moment they passed through, thereby preventing the passage of their doppelgangers from Bizarro World into our own, because I'm enjoying this episode so far, and I'm not going to let that stupid production error ruin it for me.
Big Gay Chris and the Dolt emerge from the corresponding triquatra chalked onto the wall in Bizarro Not!warts, and draw themselves up short when they realize they're being filmed with the blue-tinted ChinoCam. Sorry, they actually stop short when they realize they're standing opposite the Bizarro Glamorous Ladies. Bizarro Piper doesn't look much different, though she is clad in black and wearing a smidge more eyeliner than Our Piper normally does. Bizarro Raige apparently retained her high school hairdo through her twenties and is also clad in black, as is Bizarro Feebs, who's sporting an asinine fauxhawk and a pair of brass knuckles. Bizarro Snidely, meanwhile, has a too-friendly hand on Bizarro Phoebe's shoulder, if you know what I mean. The shot cuts to give us a full-length look at the Bizarro Gals, and I have no idea what's keeping that top attached to Rose McGowan's boobs. She'd best not jump up and down too much for the rest of the hour, or we're going to have some serious mammary spillover. Big Chris, not taking his eyes of the Bizarro foursome, murmurs, "Where are we?" The Dolt, momentarily speechless, turns his head in time to watch the portal snap shut, but not before the camera shoots through the effect to deposit us in the regular Not!warts, where Bizarro Dolt answers, "I have no idea." Bizarro Dolt's goateed, and his hair has been gelled and twisted into a scalp-covering series of spikes that make him look like Pinhead from Hellraiser. How appropriate, given his counterpart's nickname. Bizarro Chris sports an eyebrow piercing and Peter Frampton's hair. I'd still totally do him. Also, he looks even more gay than his regular self, if that's at all possible. The regular Glamorous Ladies gape at the new arrivals as we slam into the commercial break.