Oh, Jesus. There's a minute and a half left in this awful episode, and it's entirely devoted to another PVO. Well, fuck it. Let's get this over with.

As the first light of dawn glimmers on the horizon beyond downtown, the camera pans up and over the Ferry Building at water's edge as the PVO begins, "It's funny sometimes where signs lead you." The shot cross-fades to the Golden Gate Bridge basking in the early morning sunshine while the PVO continues, "Rarely where you thought you'd go, but always where you belong." "In [Raige's] case," we hear as we shoot over to the witch in question making out with the hot cop who'd been leading her one and only training session, "though she realized that being a cop wasn't her cup of tea, being with a certain cop was." Might I remind you all that the time has long since passed for this or any other show to rip off Carrie Bradshaw's voice-overs? What's that? You don't care? Despite the fact that Sex And The City has been off the air for almost two years and this current display of abject assiness on Charmed's part only proves how out-of-touch and utterly useless this show has become? Well, screw you. If I have to keep typing this crap out, you can listen to me bitch about it a few more times.