Charmed
Charmed

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Retard Family Values

At the Manor, more high-tech scrying. Apparently, Pa and Ma Retard are moving around a lot. Given the scale of that map, I don't think Ma and Pa Retard can actually move that fast unless they were in a helicopter. Since the Retard is being uncharacteristically quiet, Phoebe asks if she's okay. Well, she really isn't, since her parents tried to shoot her. Raige attempts to make the whiny Retard feel better by saying they weren't really her parents, but she blathers so much that Phoebe orders her back to stirring duty. Nothing more of import really happens here, except for the Retard nostalgically remembering how her parents were once this happy before the Milk Carton expired. The doorbell rings. "Piper?" Phoebe asks. Is she asking if Piper's at the door or is she asking if Piper's going to get it? "No, she's with the babies, putting them down for a nap," Raige says, and hands over her spoon to Phoebe. "I think I know who it is." So, she was asking if it was Piper at the door. Why would Piper be ringing her own doorbell? It's not like they lock the damn door ever. Oh, I give up. Before Raige quits the attic to get the door, she reminds Phoebe that they can't let Pa and Ma Retard off an innocent.

Downstairs, Raige opens the door and coolly greets Henry who asks if she got any of his calls. Raige shrugs that she got all of them, and what is with the weird Snow White evil stepmother collar on her purplish-grey shirt? Henry realizes that Raige is mad and tries to make excuses, but Raige is having none of it. She tells him that it's not supposed to be this hard this early, and says she feels there's something "off" or that there's something he's not telling her. "What are you not telling me?" Henry asks immediately. Raige won't have it turned around on her, and goggles that he's married. Henry's not married, but he explains that he has secrets and he has a hard time getting close to people, especially when he knows they are holding out on him. The Retard and Phoebe come clomping down the stairs with Phoebe calling, "We gotta move, so we can get the thing from the thing for the thing." Raige promises to call Henry. Henry leaves with a small backward glance. Phoebe explains that Pa and Ma Retard stopped moving, and the Retard points out that they stopped moving at Mucky Muck's building.

Charmed

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