Halliwell Manor. Morning. "Faster" Prue "ssycat, Kill! Kill!" Halliwell struts into the parlor with a coffee mug in one hand and her cell phone in the other, blathering with her assistant about her busy schedule. Phoebe "Latchkey Adult" Halliwell eyes her while she chomps down a bowl of cereal and tries to decipher the back of the box. Although she has her mouth full (natch) she interrupts Prue to remind her that the last Tae Bo class "is at seven." Prue whispers okay and continues to boss around her minion on the phone, finding out that she might just have enough enough time to make it to "kickboxing class." Hello, we all know what Tae Bo is. And that its so five months ago. But Prues lackey reminds her about a six oclock appointment, so their plans go awry. Phoebe pouts while holding up her product-placement box of cereal, which will not be named until General Mills sends MBTV an advertising fee. The cell phone in Prues purse rings, and Phoebe jumps up to get it. Prue thanks her because "its probably Jack." Phoebe the English doctoral candidate admonishes her sister, "You dont have time for Jack -- literally." Because theres SUCH A BIG DIFFERENCE between "having time for someone" figuratively and "having time for someone" literally. Not. Phoebe tells Prue her new boss is on the phone, reminding her about the eight-thirty "emergency meeting -- be there or be fired." Prue gets confirmation from her minion about this, and the lazy Ps hang up their cell phones simultaneously, after which Phoebe adds, "Bye" to the turned-off device because, well, shes a moron. Then Pheebs whines in the baby voice she stole from Jennie Garths trailer on the Spelling Productions lot, "Oy am vewy tired an oy nee a nap." Prue whines that she needs "another me" because she doesnt even have time "to have fun anymore." I hear ya, sister.
Just then Piper "Lured Off To Dans" Halliwell slinks into the room, fresh from her short walk of shame from Gordon Manor to her house. The lazy Ps give her grief about not being able to recognize her or remember her name, because she "fell into lust with the next-door neighbor" and they never see her anymore. I add that they all seem to have forgotten that they own a nightclub, too. Did one of them remember to lock it when they abandoned it two months ago? Piper: "Blah blah for once my life is normal blah blah dont even care that its Friday the thir --" Phoebe shushes her, but Piper finishes with "thirteenth. I said it. Nothing happened."